Two friends, Smith and Jones,
went together to play the slot machines
at the casino.
Each agreed that when his
allotted money was gone, he would
go set on the bench and
wait for the other to finish.
Jones quickly lost all of his money
and went to sit on the bench.
He waited and waited and
waited and waited. After what seemed
an eternity, he saw
Smith coming toward him carrying
a huge sack of coins.
"
Hey, Jones," said Smith, "how'd
you do?" "Well, Smith",
said Jones, "you see me here
on this bench- what do you think?
It looks like you hit it big, though." "Oh
yeah," said Smith, "did
I find a good machine! It's way in
the back. I'll show it to you-you
can't lose!
EVERY TIME YOU PUT IN A DOLLAR
FOUR QUARTERS COME OUT!!!"
  
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