Three friends decided to take
their wives on vacation for a week
in Las Vegas. The week flew by and
they all had a great time. After
they returned home and the men went
back to work, they sat around at
break and discussed their vacation.
The first guy says "I don't
think I'll ever do that again! Ever
since we got back, my old lady flings
her arms & hollers, "7 come
11" all night & I haven't
had a wink of sleep!" The second
guy says "I know what you mean...my
old lady played black jack the whole
time we were there and she slaps
the bed all night and hollers "hit
me light or hit me hard", and
I haven't had a wink of sleep either!" The
third guy says "You guys think
you have it bad! My old lady played
the slots the whole time we were
there and I wake up each morning
with a sore dick and an a$$ full
of quarters."
  
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